Thursday, August 16, 2012

This post of funny things she said is brought to you by Kendra!

Now that Kendra is talking non stop (really) I thought I would give you some tidbits of the funny things she says. This girl cracks me up and blows me away with her vocabulary for an almost 2 year old!

I can't wait to look back at these posts some day with her and just have a good laugh. :)

Tonight she farted while I was changing her diaper and she said "ooh, that's a good one!" Umm...what? I cracked up, but seriously where has she heard this?!

Also, tonight while we were in the car she was simultaneously singing twinkle, twinkle, ABC's, Old Mcdonald and Rumor Has it, by Adele. It went a little something like this "Up above the world so high...Rumor has it, Rumor has it, Old McDonald had a cow...moo moo here and moo moo there. ABCD and on and on and on. Ha!

She had her hands in Kona's water bowl for the fifth time when I caught her again and she looked at me and said, "momma, don't touch it, that's naughty. Only I can" Really, Kendra?

She pretends anything and everything is coffee (wonder where she got that from?) and must start her day out with it!

Upon waking up the other morning she requested all three of her purses, a bracelet, necklace and shoes. Talk about all girl!

She climbed into the water table and said was just sitting there. I asked what she was doing and she said "relaxing in my hot tub".  :)

Just for good measure I will tell you what Jaxson told me last night. While we were laying on the couch (this is our nightly routine) he wanted me to put my legs out straight so he could lay his head on my lap. I complied. He laid there for a bit and then proceeded to tell me that I needed to change my shorts and wear long pants because my legs were too scratchy for him to be comfy. I drew the line there and told him to deal with it. :) I mean, I shaved my legs a few days bad could they really be?!


  1. How funny! Kids are so funny!!

  2. hahaha... Those 2 are pretty funny!

  3. hahaha! i love kendra's song...mixing adele with old macdonald - that's awesome! :) she reminds me of my friend's daughter. she knows words to so many popular songs.
    i lol at jaxon's response. i have been wearing jeans the past few days bc i am too lazy to shave. doesn't help that my hair grows in .3 seconds.
    this was such a sweet post!
    i hope you all had a wonderful weekend. <3

  4. LOL!! Those 2 are some funny kids!!

    I agree with you 100% on the shaving. I do NOT have the time in my day to shave every day when I'm not putting a bathing suit on...haha.

    Your kiddoes are too cute!

  5. What fun things to remember!! (You'll be glad you wrote them down!) Kendra is so full of it!! Such a sweet adorable, sassy girl! And Jax- HA ha he better get used to it being ok now if he wants to keep a girlfriend later!! lol

  6. Hehehe that is too funny and cute!!! Nothing like a reminder from a child hahaha 3 days is pretty good! I loved all of those cute things that Kendra has come out with recently, I am so glad you are writing them down and capturing them! She is a doll <3