This post of funny things she said is brought to you by Kendra!

Now that Kendra is talking non stop (really) I thought I would give you some tidbits of the funny things she says. This girl cracks me up and blows me away with her vocabulary for an almost 2 year old!

I can't wait to look back at these posts some day with her and just have a good laugh. :)

Tonight she farted while I was changing her diaper and she said "ooh, that's a good one!" Umm...what? I cracked up, but seriously where has she heard this?!

Also, tonight while we were in the car she was simultaneously singing twinkle, twinkle, ABC's, Old Mcdonald and Rumor Has it, by Adele. It went a little something like this "Up above the world so high...Rumor has it, Rumor has it, Old McDonald had a cow...moo moo here and moo moo there. ABCD and on and on and on. Ha!

She had her hands in Kona's water bowl for the fifth time when I caught her again and she looked at me and said, "momma, don't touch it, that's naughty. Only I can" Really, Kendra?

She pretends anything and everything is coffee (wonder where she got that from?) and must start her day out with it!

Upon waking up the other morning she requested all three of her purses, a bracelet, necklace and shoes. Talk about all girl!

She climbed into the water table and said was just sitting there. I asked what she was doing and she said "relaxing in my hot tub".  :)

Just for good measure I will tell you what Jaxson told me last night. While we were laying on the couch (this is our nightly routine) he wanted me to put my legs out straight so he could lay his head on my lap. I complied. He laid there for a bit and then proceeded to tell me that I needed to change my shorts and wear long pants because my legs were too scratchy for him to be comfy. I drew the line there and told him to deal with it. :) I mean, I shaved my legs a few days ago...how bad could they really be?!