Thursday, October 25, 2012

A Sentence I thought I would Never Say and Some Randoms



Hubby has been working A LOT lately and I am so grateful that he works as hard as he does to provide for us and even has the opportunity to pick up side work so we can stash away some money.
Especially since we had to put some new tires on my car this past weekend! ugh almost $900.00  that I didn't want to spend but I knew that it was a necessity. Darn those necessities!

Anyhow, last night we left the kids at my mom's house and headed out for an impromptu date night where we gorged ourselves on pasta at Olive Garden! I love love love their Raviolli de Portabello. If you love mushrooms, you must try this!

Of course, as it always does, the topic turns instantly to the kids since we just aren't capable of not thinking about them every second. ;) We decided to go back to the Toys R Us Outlet alone and walk the aisles getting ideas for Christmas.....and of course we couldn't leave empty handed. We picked up a pretend make-up set for Kendra who has been asking for one and a micro animal safari kingdom for Jaxson. It was so much fun to see the delight and excitement on their faces to receive some "just because" presents.  Which leads me right into the sentence I though I would never say...........


This morning while Kendra was putting some makeup on me, or rather in my ear, I realized it was a bit wet.  I grabbed it from her for closer examination and I found POOP! Seriously, child?! She had stuck it in her diaper ( I assume) and then was rubbing it on my eyelids and in my ears!! I almost puked right then and there. So, after a lot of scrubbing, disinfecting and throwing away her eyeshadow brush (which looks like a q-tip, so that might explain the ears) I had to try to explain why that wasn't okay. I mean, she has never done anything remotely like that so why oh why, would she choose to do that? Anyways, never thought I would have poop for eyeshadow. Sorry...it's a bit TMI but if you can't laugh at these things what else can you do?


Oh, and why didn't I smell it? I am a bit stuffed up. :(

12 comments:

  1. OMG - dying here. DYING. Can't even imagine.

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  2. Omygosh, I just scream laughed so loud!!! Ahhhh! Poop shadow!!! What a little stinker (no pun intended)!!! I can only imagine your face and reaction when you realized what was on that brush!!! Ashley, LOL you are right...you just have to laugh!!
    I'm glad you and Brandon got out for a nice date night...the ravioli sounds amazing...love mushrooms!! Sorry about the tires...why do they need to cost so much darn $$!?! It's so sweet you surprised Kendra and Jaxson with "just bc" gifts!
    I hope the rest of your day is a good (and good smelling) one! :)
    Lots of love xoxox
    Maria

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  3. AHHH! Poop eyeshadow is hilarious.

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  4. OMG that is hilarious..and gross my friend!

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  5. First of all, their mushroom ravioli is VERY good!
    Secondly, aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
    I'm so sorry, that sounds horrible, but I laughed as well :)

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  6. Ewwww!! That is too funny...well, not for you. Toooo gross! :)

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  7. oh my goodness!! I can't even imagine!

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  8. Oh that is so gross and something I have never in my life heard of happening. You poor thing!! Make sure that one goes down in her memory book ;)

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  9. OH EM GEE. I would die!! And I SWEAR I'm laughing with you not at you! Hopefully you're laughing now... days later :) I really feel for you! Def documentary worthy :) XOXOXO

    Kristine from The Foley Fam {unedited} Blog

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  10. Lol this is funny and I had to chuckle over the thought of poop on your eyelids hahaha
    If it makes you feel any better, I had poop on my nose this past week after smelling Liam's hands because he had what apppeared to be chocolate melted on them, uh no, it was poop!!! So welcome to motherhood lol

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