That's What She Said (and he said too)........

Here is another edition of the funny things my kids have said.

Isn't funny how you can be so mad one second and then laughing hysterically because of the things that come out of their "unfiltered" mouths.


Kendra and Jaxson have been asking questions about their different body parts lately and we don't shy away from telling them the correct terminology. I just feel like kids should know proper names of their body parts. Anyhow, while we were all gathered around the dinner table the other evening Kendra started to talk about her "gina" I am guessing you know what she is referring too.
I explained that while that is her body part it is private and not something we talk about, especially at the table. She looked at me quizzically and then said "argh! Pirate part. I have a pirate part!"

Brandon and I started laughing so loudly. I couldn't help it, and now she calls it her pirate part.......


The other evening I was hormonal and whiny (big shock there) and telling Brandon how I needed some new makeup and good moisturizer because my face looked horrible. Jaxson turned to me in alarm and almost crying said, "Mommy, you don't need a new face. I like the face you have!". Ahh...how sweet. That snapped me out of my pity party.

Kendra was throwing yet another tantrum last night at Applebees and I told her she needed to change her attitude. So, mid tantrum, while still kicking and stomping she was yelling please, over and over at the top of her lungs. I guess she thought that counted as changing her attitude.


I dropped a glass by accident earlier and Jaxson turned to me with a stern look on his face and said "mom, you really need to be more careful and pay attention to what you are doing". Hmm...wonder where he gets that from.


Kendra, while driving in the car with my stepdad, said from the backseat"woah, woah, woah, slow down Grandpa". While driving with me she always tells me to hurry up and go faster like a roller coaster. Why this child is obsessed with roller coasters having never been on one or even seen one, I am not sure.

I guess that's it, even though I know there are probably more filed away in the recesses of my mind, but, hey it's the weekend and I can hardly remember what I did even yesterday. :)