Ten of the worst pick up lines (in random order):
- "You want to know the difference between a fart and me? When you fart you cut the cheese, I like to break the ice. Hi "
- " I hope you know CPR, because I just lost my breath falling for you"
- "If you were a booger, I would pick you first" really? Has that ever worked?
- " I play the field, it looks like I just hit a home run with you"
- a man feeling a women's shoulders says " oh, those are shoulder blades, I though they were wings"
- "was your father an alien because there is nothing else on Earth like you"
- "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again" I think we have all heard this one.
- "baby your so sweet, you put Hersheys out of business.
- "I'm not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you"
- " Were you arrested earlier because it's gotta be illegal to look that good".
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